10 Reasons Not To Vote For RockPit Brewing For Orlando Weekly’s Best Of 2019

I know… this is weird.

Here I am giving you reasons NOT to vote for us.

Hear me out.

I’m Chris Rock, one of the co-founders of RockPit. And while most businesses are posting on social media begging for your vote in the Orlando Weekly’s annual “Best Of” 2019″ I wanted to point out the reasons why you shouldn’t vote for us.

Unconventional?

Of course. Unconventional is the norm for RockPit. We do things our own way. We don’t let what other breweries are doing influence what we do and we certainly don’t mind being called a bunch of “a-holes”. You’ll see why below.

So, without much further ado, here are 10 reasons to not vote for RockPit.

Don’t vote for us if…

10) …you’d prefer to not to get to know the owners of the breweries you visit.
Unfortunately, the owners (Me, Sean, Jeremy, and Ed) are always here. We learn your names. We hang out with you and we pour beer for you to enjoy in our taproom. We totally understand if you don’t like that.

9) …you prefer to not get called out by the owners when you accomplish something great and we find out about it as we did for Miguel when he became an American citizen ( Click here to see ). Sorry to say that we know our customers and love to celebrate with them.

8) …you prefer to keep drinking the same beer over and over again. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we keep releasing at least one new beer per week. Here are some from the last few weeks.

7) … you prefer breweries that look like other breweries. Sadly, we hand-built this place to be unlike any other in Orlando. A coal-country themed brewery that’s warm, inviting and full of energy.

6) … you’d rather not see giddy homebrewers walk through the taproom with bags of grain and hops. The bad news is with Orlando Homebrew Supplies on site, you’ll see plenty of homebrewers skipping through the taproom on their way home to brew their own beer. Brew your own beer, you say? Yep, we can teach you how to do that.

5) …you prefer to relax at the same tables/bar found everywhere else. Hate to break it to you but we hand-crafted each table to make them ultra-unique. This means when you sit at our tables, you’re sitting at a one-of-a-kind table that you cannot find anywhere else in the world. So those pics you post on Instagram / Facebook are gonna be fire.

4) … you prefer establishments that aren’t kid and dog-friendly. We’re unapologetic about being kid and dog-friendly. So much so that someone gave us a bad review because of it. Which made us smile.

3) … you prefer to hang with a bunch of rando’s instead of friends. The sad truth is if you come to RockPit more than once, you’ll see lots of familiar faces. If you come a few times, we’ll know your name. So will the other patrons.

2) … you prefer not to get a whiff of Cecil’s BBQ permeating through the air. Regrettably, the side effect of Cecil’s being next door is the smell of food being slow-cooked in their smoker. We apologize for the massive hunger pains that will quickly make you hangry. No worries though, we have an exclusive menu with Cecil’s that includes Smoked Wings, Sliders, Fried Pickles and other delectable bites. All ordered from us and delivered right to your table.

1) … no one who never met you thought you were an a-hole. Confused? So were we… That’s why we wrote about it here: https://rockpitbrewing.com/did-you-know-youre-an-ahole/

So, there you go. 10 reasons NOT to vote for us.

But if you found yourself disagreeing with most of the reasons, click below and give us a vote.

We’d be much obliged.

Click here to go vote for us

Cheers!

Ed Jeremy, Sean and Chris

10 Reasons Not To Vote For RockPit Brewing For Orlando Weekly’s Best Of 2019

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